Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Best Places to Buy and Smoke a Cigar in Las Vegas

As a Las Vegas local, I saw the days where smoking a cigar was really just a matter of "Where do you want to go?" Today, it is a little more touchy with regards to lighting up a big phatty in a public place. I have decided to blog some of my favorite locales for smoking (or buying) a cigar in Las Vegas.

If you enjoy watching a game, having a microbrew, and smoking a nice cigar all at the same time, you have two choices: Grab the rabbit-eared TV from the closet, buy some cheap Oregon beer at Albertsons, and light up a cigar in your gas fumed garage. OR, you can just make a quick trip to The Chicago Brewing Company on Fort Apache and West Sahara in Summerlin. The upstairs room opens at 5pm so you'll have to make it a night game, but you will have access to a little tobacco hideaway with leather chairs, big ashtrays, and a plethora of micro-brews to choose from. My personal favorite here is the sampler. It is about 10 small sized beers on a round rack that gives you a nice overview of everything they have to offer. A nice Maduro wrapped Punch Belicoso with a Chicago stout microbrew and you'll feel like you were watching the game from a luxury box!

Another enjoyable haunt for locals is FAR FAR away from the strip (just like I like it!) and is, in fact, just a mile down the road from The Chicago Brewing Company on Rampart (Which is what Fort Apache becomes as you cross Charleston Blvd) and Alta. It is none other than Gustav Mauler's Cigar Bar in the JW Marriott Hotel & Casino. Again the atmosphere is perfect, dimly lit, leather chairs, great Port or Cognac, tasteful live blues players, and smooth Davidoff or Dunhill Corona cigar or if you're feeling adventurous, you can always pick up one of the delicious-yet-overpriced Gustav Mauler cigars which I have enjoyed on many occasions. This is located right next to Wooligan's Irish Pub which is a blast for Celtic food and song but don't even think about sparking up in there Sparky. Take it from me, Wooligan's is NOT cigar friendly, but its an excellent place to eat, drink, and enjoy yourself, then retire to Gustav's for a nice dessert of Brandy and cigars.

I've saved the best for last in my brief overview of cigar friendly places in Las Vegas, this is the Pullman Car in the Main Street Station Casino in Downtown Las Vegas (again - quite far from the Strip - yahoo!). This place is an absolute dream located right in the heart of an absolute slum, but hey, don't worry, there is covered parking with security so you'll be OK. I hope. The Pullman Car is located inside the Pullman Grille which is a little more upscale steakhouse style restaurant for downtown. If that is your thing, have a nice steak and retire through a couple mystery doors into an actual Pullman rail car that has been converted with interior decor consisting of cherry wood, hunter green paint, deep comfy leather sofas and easy chairs, and Victorian style lamps. If you are looking for a more budget-conscious meal, you can always start at the Microbrewery just down the walkway inside the casino, great snacks, appetizers and excellent microbrew, then, you know the routine, over to the Pullman Car to discuss your plans for world domination over a rich Merlot and a La Gloria Cubana Charlamagne smoke. De-licious, and whats best of all, no dirty looks, just people with the same interest and taste for a fine cigar. Make sure you buy your cigars before coming downtown, there really isn't a decent place to pick up cigars down there and you DO NOT want to be wandering around looking like you don't know where you're going. stay on the main thoroughfares like Fremont, Main (near the casinos) and you'll be fine. The Pullman Car is one of Las Vegas' best kept secrets.

Now, speaking of buying cigars in Las Vegas, I have two rules:
1. Don't do it unless you absolutely HAVE to.
2. Don't buy down on the strip EVEN IF you have to! You will get reamed my friend, reamed.

So here is what you do, if you're down on the strip, hop in a cab and say, "Driver, take me to Pheasant Tobacco!" "Where is that?" he might ask, you answer, "West Sahara directly across from the Palace Station Casino" and then lean back with a smug I've-been-in-town-45-minutes-and-I-know-it-ALL look. Be sure to tip him though. Pheasant is not far from the strip at all but its WAY on the North side where the old school hotels are: Circus Circus, Riviera, Sahara, etc. It is a very reasonably priced tobacco shop with a fantastic selection. There is a cigar there for everyone no matter what your income bracket. They have a nice smoking room and , in my humble opinion, the most knowledgeable staff in Vegas. The only catch is, operating hours. For some reason, these guys seem to think that they have set up shop in Minnesota or something. They close early and don't give a rat's behind that this is a 24 hour town (is my personal frustration showing through?).

If you insist on staying near the Strip, I would recommend the cigar room at the Paris or Monte Carlo. Neither of which require a pricey meal (like the cigar restaurant at the Venetian) and both offer a very pleasant "piano atmosphere" with fine wine, brandies, and cognac.

Another place, should you decide to venture out to either Chicago's or Gustav's, is out by Summerlin and is called Tobacco Leaf on West Lake Mead and Rock Springs. Again, a decent selection, but the prices are bit more jacked up. They are still probably 40-50% cheaper than what you would buy on the strip or in Gustav's. As of this writing, the store is fairly new, nice walk in humidor (pales in comparison to the Minnesotan's at Pheasant) and very helpful staff, but a little small and cramped. The great thing about these guys is their punch card. If you buy like 8 or 9 cigars, you get one at the same level for free, so its about a 10% discount for volume or repeat business.

Ultimately, its all about finding what works best for you, your budget, your tastes, and your temperament that will determine your cigar experience here. Hopefully the above list will give a couple good places to start, that are off the tourist's beaten path.


Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Thoughts on the Glass Being Half Full or Half Empty

Glass Thoughts by Andrew Hamilton

While deep in discussion with my wife, I shared my current outlook on life in general and she responded by asking, "Isn't that being negative, you know, the glass is half empty?"
to which I responded, "No, its being cynical, the glass could be either half full or half empty, what difference does it make, its not going to change anything one way or another, so who cares about the stupid glass!?"  

I then began to consider other views of the glass: 

The optimist: The glass is half full (yawn) 

The pessimist: The glass is half empty (get over it) 

The cynic: Whether its half full/empty it makes no difference to anyone. 

The Partisan: The glass is either half full or empty depending on what my party decides 

The Elitist: Full or Empty, the glass is mine. 

The Empiricist: We could never know if the glass is half full/empty unless we drink it. 

The Masochist: Hit me with glass, NOW! 

The Sadist: I'm going to hit you with the glass, NOW, and you're going to LOVE it! 

The Narcissist: I can see myself in the reflection of the glass! GOD I love this glass! 

The Anarchist: The glass is neither half full nor half empty, lets throw it at each other! 

The Facist: The glass is what I say it is.
 
The Socialist: Lets divide up the contents of the glass and say its full for everyone even though it isn't! 

The Capitalist: Give me $100 and I'll make your half empty glass half full OVERNIGHT!

The Communist: Its the state's glass, now shut up and get back in line! 

The Theist: Whether the glass is half empty or full is a mystery, only God knows. 

The Atheist: The glass being either half empty or full, is evidence that there is no God.
 
The Anthropologist: Lets spend time with the water and learn the ways of the glass to avoid being ethnocentric regarding its half full or emptiness. 

The Psychologist: Lets ask the glass about its childhood then work toward half full. 

The Economist: The glass is half empty.

Sunday, December 21, 2008

Will The Real Philadelphia Eagles Please Stand Up!?


Here is a trivia question: How many NFL teams called the "Eagles" have played in Philadelphia since 2004?

The answer? Two. One amazingly dominant team that knocks off the NFL darling (and molly coddled) New York Giants, which we will call the "Good Eagles", and the other Eagles team? One sad underwhelmingly inept team that fights tooth and nail to eek out a tie against one of the worst teams in the NFL. We shall call this Eagles team the "Evil Twin".

This "tale of two teams" in Philadelphia isn't unique to this season alone, mind you. Oh no, this two headed monster has reared its ugly mug(s) for 4 years running. It just seems that because the Good Eagles win so big, the Evil Twin Eagles seem to go unnoticed. Overrated? possibly. Underperforming? definitely. But of course, which team you see each Sunday all depends on which Sunday you choose to watch them play. I, sadly, try to watch them every week so the great disparity of good and evil is quite apparent to me. Lets recap these last few years to see if we can pick up on a trend.

2005 season - Evil Eagles ruled this season. win/loss record 6-10 - Brad Childress leaves the team at the end of the 2004 season to coach the Vikings. He is replaced by Marty Mourning-wig. Apparently, Andy Reid was so impressed by Marty's 5-27 record with the Lions that he just HAD to get him on board the team to develop a very predictable, inconsistent, and underperforming offensive squad. Marty really rose the occasion and accomplished all three tasks with amazing quickness. The self-destruction of this season was blamed on Terrell Owens' implosion and attempted suicides etc. but really, he was just a big fat distraction. Not in the way you were told in the sports press: "a distraction to the team, to the coaches" etc. Rather, he was a smoke and mirrors 'skapegoat' to distract the fans,  from recognizing the real problem that lay in the fundamental operation of offense. Toward the end of the season, Andy Reid admitted to 'interfering' a bit too much and not allowing Marty to make the play calling. He promised to turn more of the offense over to Marty. Phew! Thank God! Now we can see Mourning-wig's 5 win 27 loss genius in all its glory.  A couple other side notes here. The Eagles were 26th in penalties this year which is a sure sign of nothing other than poor preparation, and poor preparation is nothing other than poor coaching. And lets not forget,McNabb started the season playing like crap against the Falcons, then fantastic against the 49ers, then a couple games later, like crap against the Cowboys. Then, wouldn't you know it, injured for the final 6 games.
The truth is, he played like garbage for the 4 games leading up to this injury. People seemed to overlook that and would give the excuse, "This is just a different team without McNabb" no, its just as inconsistent without him as it is WITH him. we just win half our games by 3 points instead of 30.

2006 season - Good Eagles showed up slightly more than the Evil-twin Eagles during this season.
 The win/loss record  was 10-6.  . McNabb got off to one of the best statistical seasons of his career, and despite all those wonderful yards and touchdown to INT ratios? We were, you guessed it! 5 wins and 5 losses! Then, wouldn't you know it? Injured, out for the rest of the season. Here come the excuses, "This is just a different team without McNabb" he is the "Heart and Soul of this offense" all due to his tremendous statistics. In my not-so-humble opinion, keep the yards and stats, give me the wins, which is exactly what McNabb's backup gave us, 5 wins and 1 loss. Yep, we were definitely a different team without McNabb, with Jeff Garcia coming off the bench, we won consistently! Garcia, a good veteran back up came in and saved our bacon. Garcia led our 5-5 team to a division title and the playoffs. We beat the Giants in the wildcard...then lost to the then-NFL darling (and NFL referee favored) Saints, of course, due to inept coaching, clock management, and predictable play calling. To thank Garcia for his heroics, he was shown the working end of Reid's boot with the door slammed shut behind him. This is more smoke and mirrors, fire the backup QB, not the incompetent Offensive Coordinator.Now, instead of firing Mourning-twig for a RIDICULOUS offensive scheme, Reid decides to pick up A.J. Feely at the end of the 2006 season! Ol' 19 for 42 1 td 4 int himself. Apparently Reid was REALLY impressed with Feely's 61.7 passer rating at Miami and just HAD to get this clown back on the roster, get rid of Garcia, promote Mr. 19 for 42 1 td 4 int up to #2 QB on the squad. Whose call was this? 
Morninwheg or Reid?
Some side notes, again, the Eagles were 30th in the league for penalties this season, not to repeat myself but, penalties equal bad coaching plain and simple.

2007 season - The Battle of the Evil Twins win/loss record 8-8. This season was the best representation of what the Eagles have been over the last 4 seasons - a perfect .500 record. This was a season where the Evil Eagles and the Good Eagles would alternate showing up from week to week with blowouts one game, and then amazingly BLOWN out the next game. Again, this is starting to be typical of 5-27 Mourning-ball.  McNabb was healthy this entire year, but would throw for 381yds in one game then the Evil Eagles would show up and he would throw for 158 yds. Sound familiar? It should, it is EXACTLY what has happened all year in 2008! Never mind the inconsistent play, coaching, etc, here come some more excuses: "Rust" - McNabb has been out so long!, "Recovery"- it sometimes takes 100 years to recover from a blown ACL, and/or "Receivers" (lack thereof) Never mind the fact that McNabb is throwing passes into the dirt and eating sack after sack because our receivers couldn't get open, and when they could, McNabb couldn't find them. Nope, none of that taken into consideration, it was all due to rust, recovery, and receivers. One excuse after the other, when in reality, there were never any adjustments made on the part of our offense to counteract things that defenses threw at us this year. 
There were still horrendous moments of clock mismanagement and a very predictable offensive scheme. Please Remember, the Evil Eagles had us at 5 wins and 8 losses after 13 games, the Good Eagles had to show up and FIGHT to win the last 3 games of this season just to get us back to...you guessed it! .500!
In all fairness, we went from 30th in penalties in 2006 to 18th in 2007, nothing to write home about, but an honest improvement (we really couldn't have done worse in this area than we did in '06). 

 2008 season - 8-7-1. Like the previous seasons, we started out with a BLOWOUT of St. Louis (one of the worst teams in the league) and then went on to lose 3 of our next 4 games. In the area of penalties, we slipped back to 25th (as of week 16) and judging from how sloppy this team played against the Redskins this week, they will probably slip even further. After making progress in 2007, we are now back to where we were in 2005 with regards to being one of the most undisciplined teams in the league. Two full years of a healthy Donovan McNabb and yet, still we have won as many games as we've lost. Where are the excuses now? There aren't any. We have the talent, we just don't have the leadership. So today, I watched my beloved Eagles eliminated from the playoffs by a VASTLY inferior team in the Washington Redskins (inferior fans as well). So what do we do now? Do we trade away our first round draft pick for the 3rd year in a row? Or do we keep it and draft a Defensive Tackle that amounts to nothing? Announcers, and football fans that I've talked to are "surprised" by the inconsistent play of the Eagles and of McNabb. But as I've pointed out, there are no surprises here. In fact, there are no changes here in the mediocrity of our offense over the last 4 years. As I've mentioned before, keep the statistics and points scored, none of that matters, its about wins and losses and sadly, because on any given Sunday (a very horrible movie) the Evil Eagles or the Good Eagles can show up, and the result is a demon-possessed team that has lost as many games as it has won over the last 4 years: 6-10, 10-6, 8-8, 8-7-1. What is the answer? Fire Morninwhig and get a good offensive coordinator, the window isn't closing on the Eagles, it has shut. Begin the rebuild, and keep an eye on Andy Reid, if all he can produce is a .500 squad with the best players in the league, then maybe it will be time for a change. Even Holmgren reached a place where he could only do so much with his teams. Reid was one of the best we ever had, but something desperate has to be done for him to maintain his respect and reputation among Eagles fans.

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Christmas lunch in the snow of Las Vegas

Snow in vegas!

Christmas Lunch from Michael

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Gurgel

Gurgel Rules.